Crash Bang

Dad’s dropped the fish and chips upon the kitchen floor
Mum’s locked herself outside, she’s thumping on the door
Fred’s dropped the hammer on his toe and made it sore
They’re all just a little bit cross

Crash, bang, ouch
and whoops-a-daisy
Everyone is going crazy
Let’s have a bit of peace and quiet in the house
You’re all making too much noise
Shhh sh sh sh